True Story

So I was walking, right-
I was walking back to my room.
I was walking beneath the trees and along the paths that wind through the dorm buildings.
I was walking.
And all of the sudden I run into a shiny spiderweb thread that was swaying in the breeze.
So I put up a hand to kind of brush it away and off my face.

I keep walking.
And I'm just walking along this path, right-
and I feel a little tickle on my lip- I think nothing of it until I feel it
again.

I then proceed to wipe my lip only to crush the inhabitant of that web-on my mouth.

There was a spider

ON MY MOUTH.

gross.